ok but you can’t be a creep about it because it is overwhelming awkward considering the other messages you’ve sent me and i want to give you the benefit of the doubt because i can be creepy sometimes but not in the can i hit on you ‘cause you’re not attached and i’m not either and i may or may not be proposing some less than platonic activities for when i come to the lovely city that is Toronto. i also don’t know the fascination with some users and anonymous about my relationship status. i’m not a big deal. while it is none of your business, nobody will beat you up for these messages even if violence is the answer to everything - it certainly isn’t this time ‘round and so i’m afraid sir that i am going to politely decline your request to be friends but god i hope you have a successful time finding a lovely person to be all hot and bothered with ok
please don’t wink at me because when i try, it looks like i am having a seizure.